Sorryy… For not blogging for ages. The interminable exams are killing me. NO MOOD to STUDY now so I’m going to express my HATRED for:
1.CHEMISTRY
2.PHYSICS
3.ENGLISH
4.EST
5.BM
6.MATHS
7.MORAL
8.ADDMATHS
9.BIOLOGY
10. Japanese Chicken!!!!!!! (the most abhorrent person)
Oh. Oh! OH! OH!!! And I dint miss out HISTORY. I happen to like it but am very atrocious in it. :)
Can’t wait till tomorrow!! :D :D :D
*COUGHCOUGHCOUGH*
*COUGH*
*coughs*
Here is a short update, last week and now (BESIDES being fairly ill with my constant coughing as proof):
1. Went swimming with Blop, Odie, Sue Ling and Esther. I, being rather cretin in every single outdoor activity had Sue Ling and Odie teaching me the FROG-style. Trust me, they both laughed when I swam. -______- not in a good way!
2. I shopped like crazy with Odie, Jing Tian and Sue Ling. But I shopped exorbitantly especially with my mum and sis cause there is NO LIMIT. No self-control when my mummy is paying :D :D :D
3. I got A DUMB mark for ENGLISH!!!!! I’m going on strike now. I will speak Bahasa Melayu from now on!!!! *sulksulksulk*
4. Lala-posed almost every picture yesterday (taken by Shaun) and scampered to my petsister’s class.
5. Did not STUDY which I’m supposed to since Mid-year is in like two weeks!!!!
6. DRANK A LOT OF WATER THANKS TO ODIE!! :)
7. Envisaged addmaths asphyxiating me…..
8. Ate plethoras of Kenny Roger’s Vanilla muffin!! :D
9. The rest, you can see for yourself! Told you it’s a short update! Got to go groceries shopping now. Ciao!
P.S: The blur-rish PINK thing above …..the picture… Uhh. Urm. I’ll explain later!!
I hope daddy remembers what he’s supposed to do tomorrow! I dreamt that he actually ditched me and decided to say “NO, I cannot take YOU SHOPPING. You SHOPPED a lot already. So No MORE SHOPPING!!" I know so unfair right?
And around this week or so I went to KL and saw this BEAUUUUTIFULLL dress which I scampered to my mum and said, “Mummehh! Mummehhh! Can I have this? PUHLEASE??” She told me to try it on first. At first my head went through. Then um um um, my body couldn’t! I was so peeved at that point that I pushed myself into it that I heard a crack sound!
My mum then helped me in and to my dismay; the zip at the corner wasn’t even there! So I decided not to get it while being rather emotional about it. I love that dress! I almost cried at the shop there!
I hope tomorrow, I’ll find something like that again. This time, I’m not GIVING UP. I’ll tear the dress to pieces if I need to. I’ll live in the store if it means I’ll get to stay with the dress. I’ll devote myself entirely to that dress!!!
I want this oh-so-much!
I was really lachrymose today when I got back my results. I wanted so much to be absent!! *stares at Sue Ling* you OWE me today! Not only did I almost fail addmaths, I was told that I’m one of the lowest in class for Biology. I wasn’t nonplusing with the whole fact that my marks were heinous this test but still, I wasn’t all that expecting marks like THIS!!
Can someone please go and BUY a GUN (even though it is ILLEGAL in Malaysia) and shoot me right at the VENA CAVA (which is situated somewhere at the heart and I’m so not vexing you to ruminate that I’m indeed good in Biology but it was just the stewpid biceps and triceps questions that brought me down as I would have answered the same even though I looked at the diagram carefully or something)
Sue Ling FORCED me to do addmaths today. But I learned a lot thanks to her.. Tee heee.. We ate burger todayyy! Thank you Izzat for buying them and charging me RM2 only! Thank you head prefect for the FREE DRINKS and stealing half of my burger! Thank you Thank you! *bows*
I have less than a week to buck up before midterms. My heart is palpitating so fast by the seconds as I approached the weekends. My dad is so GONNA kill me, physically, mentally and spiritually. Truth be told, even though I’m petrified, I still can come up with a gazillions of incoherent excuses to make me not study. -____- This is how I’m going to make history. From a GOOD student to a rubbish collector!!
And by the way, I think I actually gained some weight this year, my swim suit isn’t fitting no matter how much I pulled it down to my waist!! Gawd, I need a new swim suit or else I’m going naked tomorrow and the club staffs will be flabbergasted and ever so ready to kick me out of the pool.
I must text-messaged Blop to see whether she can opine as to what I’m going to do.
I lost my bottle todayyy….
No more:
Melody: Li Mei, hurry up and finish this. *takes my bottle*
Me: Yesh Odie MUMMY!!!
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Lala: Aiyah, let me hold for you. *holds my bottle as I munch up my hot dog*
Me: AWWWW... Thanks!!! ROUVVIIINN!! Bahahahahaha!
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Ummi Ducky: OOOOhhh. OOOOhhh. Nice bottle!! So CUUUUTEEE!
Me: You TOOOOOO!!
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Melody: Don’t forget to take your bottle. *mandates me at the toilet*
Me: Yeah, Yeah. Sure thing. :)
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So sad right?
Maybe today my mummy will take me to KL to get a new one. Hopefully I can find a decent-looking one. I already lost two bottles and am still counting…. GAAHHH! Why do bad things happen to good people!
It would probably be like me roaming around the store and picking up random bottles haphazardly as I picked one that looks hideous or maybe an arbitrary decision. NO MORE NICE FANCY BOTTLES FOR ME! A NEW AND COMPLETE PASAR MALAM TYPE OF BOTTLE JUST FOR ME!! How NICE. *smiles*
Maybe I should just message my sis.
“SOS, CHE-CHE, SOS!!”
“What? IS? IT?”
“My BOTTLE. It went berserk!!!”
“WHAT?!”
“I LOST IT to some malicious scientist”
“Very Funny…..Meiiiii”
“Okay, Okay. I lost it”
“SO???”
“Please beg mummy to buy me a new one”
“No. You lost it again?!!!”
“Uh, Uh. No. Uhm. NOHHH~! Ehm. GTG. BYE!!!”
Great…Msn conver with my sis didn’t help at all!! Instead, she said bye with this word, “IRRITATING!”
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Sometimes, I wonder are we even siblings!!!
DO you know how messed up my life is?
Here is why:
1. Exams are over and it was horrendous because I wrote BICEPS and TRICEPS when it was actually ligaments and joints! I just want to cascade from my house balcony! Wait, my house has no balcony. Aiyah, I jump through the window then!
2. I’m failing addmaths, biology, physics, chemistry, maths and the rest of my 10 subjects this test. It seems like each and every subject I took was bound to be mediocre!
3. I borrowed Chonek’s stuff and almost lost it again! I even inadvertently took someone else’s ruler today... Sue Ling once said I intended to do that. :(
4. Halfway through doing chemistry questions on the 2nd test day I forgot to take my calculator and when I checked my bag, it wasn’t there. I sort of clamored for one after that. Shaun gave me his trusty LEEQAOSHUN2DORITISCALCULATOR one that day. Thanks Shaun!!
6. I stepped on a dog slash cat’s poo and it was really malodorous and I nearly purge!
7. I just realize that I’m bad in Math and simple math. Just look at the list of numbers. I missed out No.5!!
8. The calculator which I mentioned just now was in fact in my bag the whole while. -______- shoot me now please! I’m cretin. I know!
9. Tariq thinks I relish playing gory and violent games and leejinbah can’t stop ruminating that I’m a stereotype slash robotic girl!
10. I am driving today. Watch out for a RED MYVI!! If you see one, I admonish you to RUNAWAYYYY!!!!
11. There is only 9 atrocious things because I forgot to write number 5 and I’m writing the 11th one to tell you how messed up my life really is!
Can love bring mistakes?
Or mistakes bring love?
I believe in the SECOND one after watching Full House and the oh-so-adorable Rain! :)
I tried to fathom the whole Alcohol, Carboxylic acids and Ester concept….todayyy… BUT I FAILEDD!! UGH! AARGH! *pulls my hair* OWW!!
SHAUUUNNN!! WHYYYY!! DID!! YOU!!! MAKE!!! FALSE!!! PROMISES!!!!
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I won’t believe you anymore!
Shopping list:
1. New meow-y pencil case-y
2. New file
3. New ruler
4. New pillow to whack some people with!
5. New bag to replace the one that was chocolate-coated!
6. New book (The one I burned that dayyy)
7. New hair… WHAT?!! Yesh. HAIR! The one that was beleaguered by flour thanks to Yan-Yan!! I’m planning to go bald and wear a WIG. :D :D :D
So FUNNEEEE todayy!
I know. the Title has got nothing to do with what I'm going to write. But that's the reason why I'm doing something malicious to the book. Look wayyy below to read.
Firstly, Esther stole my Rocky Strawberry.
She then later ran and scampered around with Sue Ling just to grab some choc that I brought to school. -.- seriously!
Just for some choc... If I knew how much it meant to them, I should have brought more. Ahh. But I rather much prefer WATCHING them fight for it. It’s like a Coliseum match where you perceive lions chasing after humans or gladiators fighting for their lives. Much more entertaining.
I did PHYSICS today!
The head prefect taught us. Shaun promised to but he dint. UGH! SHAWWWWNNNN!! You are such a GONER if I FAIL physics okay!
The head prefect after that went SIAO. Yesh, I said it. He is SIAO but he is super duper SIAO today. May I please stop using the SIAO word? Okay, STOP!
He muttered a lot of incoherent words. Me and Jing Tian TRIED to ignore him but failed despite our efforts.
“You know arh, there is a HUGEEE difference between blab la blah”
“Okay, okay, okay. We GET IT!”
“You don’t need to say okay so many times you know blah blah blah”
“Geeez, SORRY,SORRY!”
“You see, I said ah don’t say so many times, it wastes time and also ah causes NOISE POLLUTION bla blah”
-.- NOISE POLLUTION?!! Right.
And when Esther tried to save us both by butting in his conversation, it was HORRENDOUS. Even ESTHER gave up. Ha!
Oh, oh, OH! I asked Chonek a weird question today.
“Eh, Eh. Chonek. Um. Answer this ah. What happens to the butter that I threw out the window?”
“Umm. Butter as in margarine? Mentega?”
“Yalah, yalah. Answer this. Fasterrr!!”
“Ehh. Melt lah,”
“NO. Give up?!!”
“NEVER. Um. Hit someone?”
“NO, NO. Just give up!”
“Na-ah. Uhhm. It drop to the ground?”
“NO!!”
“Is it a trick question or what?”
“NO!!!! Don’t know. Just answer IT!”
“Aiya. Tell me lah. What what?”
“It turned into a butterfly! Hahahahahahahahah!!”
*stares* “Heh. Now I ask you,”
“FINE. Bring it,”
“There are 10 birds and the hunter shoot one. How many birds are left now?”
“Maths question? EASY LARRRH! 9! Stad 1 aso can do!”
“WRONG”
“WHY?!!”
“You shoot one, all run away lah!!”
“Grr. Ask another!”
“Okayyy. Kia su. Umm. How to make a pencil shorter?”
“Aiya, CUT it lah,”
“But you can’t touch it or do anything to it,”
“Umm…”
“Put it next to a longer pencil LAHHH! HAHAHAHA” *laughs with Professor*
And guess what? The head prefect said…. The pencil erects so it becomes shorter! -.- What a horny person man.
I asked the head prefect for an IQ question.
“If you cut the 2nd guy in the race. What is your position now?”
*said the answer without even ruminating* “SECOND!!!”
*laughs hysterically*
“What is the answer then?”
*laughs again*
“WHAT?”
“Very SMART harr you. You cut the 2nd guy of course you become 2nd lah!!”
…… Even Chonek answered the same as me. And he LAUGHED (I also laugh lah because Chonek said the same thing as me. AHAHAHA!!)
Recess, I ate keropok lekor. The chewing gum type. My teeth hurts after that. Lala held my bottle :) Anna and Ummi ate some fried stuff. We all talked like crazy. I was half-chewing half-talking so you can imagine what Lala went through! I saw Yao Hsiang in the canteen and guess how I greeted him? I said, “PIU PIU PIU,” LOL!!
After saying good-bye to Blops, I went back to my class and drew some funny pictures for the class. Sue Ling helped me draw Laviniya’s hairrr :D :D :D
Melody taught me Math (yes, again). HEH HEH! She drank almost all the water in her bottle! She inculcated me to drink MINE too. I drank half of my water bottle. :D It’s a start!
OMG. OMG. Need to go finish up my homework now. It’s pouring cats and dogs. So time to head to the study table and burn my addmaths book! Ciao!
1 more day left till Bestie’s birthday!
1 more day left till Earth day!
SWITCH off your lights kayyyy!
*trolled my way to the lighter and picks up my addmaths book*
“C.a.m.p.f.i.r.e.s.o.n.g SONGGGG!!”
